Haha God hates Antrel Rolle

That's how I ended up in Chicago after a kick-ass career in NY, too. Except instead of Orbitz it was my HR department, and instead of cheap flights it was a 20% raise, better title, better hours, less stress, and 40% cheaper price per sq ft.

Confusing list. I expected him to use bullets.

Christian Laettner is Bill Simmons if Simmons actually played basketball.

I've listened on repeat 5 times, and I swear the only part of Got to Give it Up that sounds even remotely like Blurred Lines is the first ten seconds. I don't understand any of this.

With the dead money they owe Suh and what they're paying Ngata now. The Lions should've just franchise tagged Suh and saved their two draft picks.

The (R-)Truth Is Out There

Don't waste your money.

I think there was a comic where he gained other powers (Mister Myxlplyx I think) and he basically made himself a god, killing Batman brutally just to resurrect him over and over. Is that what you are thinking of?

He loves building college rosters so much that he's guaranteeing he'll be doing just that a year or two from now.

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

Was gonna say the same thing. All we know is that the game will be pretty and there are procedurally generated worlds. Watch Dogs looked pretty and seemed neat, too, before it actually released....

This game has been hyped up so much at this point I can't help but think it will bomb. The most important parts of the game haven't been shown yet (namely, what the hell are we going to do in this universe) which makes me very concerned about it. It looks cool and awesome, but the gameplay is really all that matters.

The sheer number of 'how big is this game? we don't actually know!' articles that have been posted about No Man's Sky just makes me shake my head.

You're alright as you continue to be one of the good ones

Well now that blowjob is just completely embarrassing.

Relevant here:

Riley Cooper now has one less teammate he will fight

No offense, but it's possible I may not even read this and instead stare at that gif for the next seven hours.

Where is the NSFW warning?? That gif is hardcore baseball porn.