I cant stop watching the MMA low kick to roll dodge backward to escape to safety.

You're just angry he's not eating it out of a bread bowl.

Here is how you choose who to root for. You support your local club. Otherwise you are a gloryhunter. It's embarrassing for Americans that they have to ask who to root for.

So this is what it's like when a story has no hero in it

To be fair to Whitlock, it was casual Friday at ESPN.

This is an accurate description of the process.

Holy shit that banner illustration. I can't imagine that work-order.... Hey Jim... here's what I need.....

Jesus, Deadspin. If you're going to fuck over Jeter to this degree, the least you could do is give him the gift basket.

If you're keeping score at home, there are two Trojans that could have prevented this.

If you're disciplining a one year old, you aren't even fucking trying to parent.

This was incorrectly attributed to the Sox' AAA affiliate. It was in fact posted to the twitter of their DD affiliate.

I remember this motherf*cker.

<shrug> this movie still isn't getting me even the least bit excited.

Why does it have a gun on the front? Batman doesn't use guns...

Their earlier tweets are pretty corny and tone-deaf. But, to be fair, they say that delivery is 90% of comedy, and DiGiorno doesn't do delivery.

Followed by 5 shitty reviews of the same movie by people without a film degree.

Still waiting for the Gizmodo feature on how it happened, the Lifehacker feature on how to make sure it doesn't happen to us, the Jezebel feature on how our culture allows males to feel that they can invade any women's privacy, the Gawker feature on how 4chan heard about the leaks, along with the TMZ call to get them…

You guys are such hipsters.

Whatever, Mr. Dungy.