Captain Marvel movie. Captain Marvel movie. CAPTAIN MARVEL MOVIE, DAMMIT.

The length of the mark should be indicative of how many titles. The standard 1/2 inch square for 1-3 titles. A full inch for 4-6 and for the Lakers and Celtics just make it the entire collar.

He's said in a few interviews that A) his record label contract is now over; B) in the age of YouTube, he'd prefer to just release songs online rather than take months to produce an album that risks feeling dated and late since there are so many parodies on the web everywhere.

FUN FACT: Weird Al's newest album has a parody of Lorde, who was born the same year Weird Al released his NINTH album.

If that homer was 422 feet, then my penis...well...

Boy, these pitchers suck.

Bigfnjewishdick remains undefeated

An interesting pick for the final. I would have expected Bigfnjewishdick to get burned by Germany.

This is almost as bad as Bison Dele's boat boner.

well, he did fire a bullet.......

Cool, so we don't have to cry for them this time?

CORRECTION: Arena Football Fan Gets Absolutely Wrecked, Leans Out Over Field

Bath police is what my uncle used to call it :(

True story; I once got banned on Jezebel for using all caps like this in a comment. It was an automatic thing that would get you zapped, no question. What can I say, I like using all caps! Funny how times have changed, isn't it?

Please dont screw this up, Please dont screw this up, Please dont screw this up, Please dont screw this up. *Crosses fingers* No whammy's No Whammy's

I can't tell if you're just being helpful or didn't get the joke - or both.

I am experiencing a feeling of great pleasure from Brazil's humiliation....if only there was a word in German that precisely defined this emotion.

Be careful. These fans might sue you if you make fun of them.

You know what really changes lives, Jay? Streetlights.