I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that every single one of these geniuses forgets about the existence of soccer with the exception of 2 disappointing weeks every 4 years. I hate the world cup because everyone is suddenly a fan or some kind of expert.

who cares? it's just a soccer game. Not like it means anything to the United States. People were probably busy mowing their lawns or balancing their checkbook. Two activities infinitely more interesting than a godawfully boring soccer game.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY?!

If this is what you need to do to get a sense of achievement, you seriously need to rethink your life.

Don't be That Guy™.

It's soccer.

Not in Japan. They call it soccer.

I've said it once and I'll say it again, this FIFA nonsense ain't real football, this is real football.

I bet it looked fantastic in Thornton's head though.

Life lesson for today, for any youngsters reading this: Don't be mean.

Pissed seems a bit strong but that part was funny.

I bet Glenn took it.

From everything I've seen, its a "bored in space" simulator and everyone is making a big deal out of a game that will be fun for about as long as the extended trailer lasts.

But is there anything to do other than walk and fly around? Cause that will keep my attention 2 days.

I have a son now, playing a game like this will just make me stay up at night scared of nightmares.

Well that sounds deeply compelling, interesting, and thought provoking.

David that story is very close to mine, I had the chance to work for Tony at his school in the 1990s, I also had all my walls covered in Gwynn memorabilia and wore 19 as many of us did. I posted this originally over at the UTSD Forums in the tribute there, but thought many of you would love this story as well. Its…

Hey, Kotaku! It's getting released for the Wii U, as well. Earlier, in fact. June, 19th for Wii U owners.

fuck this screen

I'd go for "The Motherfuckers"

Oh man, I'm getting out of here. I can't deal with the inevitable comments here today.

Laterz.

The only thing convincing about this list is that I don't want an Xbox One for at least another year.