I just did one of these but instead of those boxes I had to use my couch. And instead of exerting physical effort, I took a nap.
Technically, that's not a real push-up.
Phase 1: Collect Sean Lee's underpants
If Oregon does not give you an honorary doctorate, shame on them
Despite what some of these people say, you are allowed to have an opinion, even if they don't agree with it!
That's actually pretty shrewd work for a guy who would purposely grow Hulk Hogan's mustache.
Meanwhile, here are some of the best blown calls you'll ever see in a baseball game.
Yeah but fuck Detroit.
Perry got off pretty lucky, those other guys have to spend an entire game sitting on a bench with the Rangers.
When it comes to Adjusted Touches of the "Frontcourt," this guy is from another planet.
Nice try getting me to look at close ups, Barry. but there's no way I'm going to check a Slovakian.
Regarding the not super-super power, I would like the ability to make anything taste like anything I wanted to. "Wow you've lost eighty pounds by eating only steamed chicken and water?! I couldn't imagine" and all the while everything tastes like a cheeseburger between two krispy kremes
This could get dangerous. I mean Donald Sterling is really going to have to exert himself to fuck this team up. They should keep some medical staff on hand around him; he's not the young, spry team destroyer that he once was.
Typical. "Randomly" drug test the Blackmon, NFL.
God, people from Massachusetts are just awful. It is the Deep South of Blue America.
Boston Barstool is either a brilliant satire or the saddest website in existence.
Parent: Awwww, it's so cute and cuddly. Look at that thing. Do you want to go see it, Billy? Yes you do, lets go!
My Dad wrote to Muhammad Ali in the mid 90s, and sent 3 SI covers. He sent all three covers back, autographed each to my Dad, my bother, and I.