Seriously, I remember her Stuart Scott one and now this. Can't imagine having that kinda thing thrown at you while you're live and on the air.

So its the Eephus Serve

Especially the archery people. No one with a clear head would go outside dressed like that

Last night was Rocky IV, in a pool, with chicks

Ichiro is absolutely hilarious and he’s a total joker too. Until he was a Yankee, never even knew he spoke English, but they do those silly little things on the Jumbotron between innings and he’s one and he really doesn’t even have much of an accent. Then seeing stuff on Yes and everything while he was in NY, he’s…

So a completely meaningless and pointless game was cancelled, does anyone really care?

A lot of people definitely don’t realize how rare and how insane a 500 ft+ homer really is

Oh well, I guess some people may hear a couple of snippets of things that they’re saying is gonna be in the game and they let their imaginations run wild. I just know I’m always in the camp of “I want to actually see the game” because i make any judgement. So many people were all in with almost zero info on it

And Hillary defended a child rapist in court, got him off, and laughed about it because she knew he was really guilty.

I feel like my 10 annual emails to Drew about why the Lions suck had a direct influence on his Mayhew paragraph

This article makes no sense to me at all, less than no sense. 2 drinks is not even my appetizer. For people that never drink at all, 2 drinks might be normal. There is no reason to ever not have a drink in your hand at a party unless you are a 100% non-drinker.

He's a Florida Man? Makes sense

Even Peter Molyneux is probably mortified about how much a flimsy idea/premise, with zero actual substance yet, got so many people hooked immediately.

Yep, I never expected much from this game. When the initial info came out, and everyone was losing their shit about the game, my only thought was “Why? I don’t get what people are flipping out about. We haven’t even seen anything yet.”

So the current gold medal count is:

I heard it for the first time a year ago, and when you says it to someone, you can always pinpoint the exact moment when in clicks in their head.

Feeding the horse is always a fun one to use too

Tom, you moron. A-Rod can't hit, that's why he's not playing. You really are the Mike Greenberg of Deadspin, but less manly.

Ah, ad blocker definitely hid all of that from me for sure.

You act as though your opinion matters to me. You asked me to provide something, I provided it, and you respond with nonsense...typical