deadp00l
Deadp00l
deadp00l

Take that Robert Horry

Well, to get a Vapereon, you need to catch 7 Eevees, which isn't that daunting. Murder the 6 weakest and evolve lucky #7 while named Rainer and you've got your uber Pokemon

In no particular order:

For real?

Exactly, and they were kind to me, I got DEADPOOL, they must read my stuff on io9

As a Yankee fan, if they don't move Chapman & Beltran by the end of the month, I'm gonna be quite perturbed

So the WNBA has gotten more media attention in the past week than it had in the prior(how many years has this charade existed?).

Well that’s a misguided statement, he just gave the movie a scathing and nasty review, the majority of these sociopaths don't even have a clue who Milo is

What a shock! Gawker overreated over republicans again...GASP!

His license wouldn’t be suspended because he’d be dead. If you somehow got upto 105 MPH around Yankee Stadium, you’d hit something immediately and your car would get torn to shreds with you inside of it and then you die.

If this same thing was at the DNC, you’d be saying the bike cops were as elegant as the Tour de France.

And have you seen him throw a baseball? One of the most pathetic 1st pitch attempts there is

I think the best national anthems are generally when it's a person(people) from military groups that sing it straight or youth choir-type groups that just sing it straight. When Christina Aguilera or Beyoncé or someone does their fucking harmonizing, it drives me insane

Do you know the actual context of the song? If not, you should look it up. It's actually pretty great

Anyone who would do that to the anthem would be a certified piece of shit. It’s bad enough when people butcher the anthem just to show off their shitty vocal range. Best line I ever heard someone say is “It’s the national anthem, not a top 40 love song.”

They really need to put a buffer on any Pokemon or gyms or hot spots(not sure what the locations where you spin are called) to be withing range of any highways.

I tried to join Team Mystic but ended up on Team Disconnect

I got a shit ton of 2 headed ostriches. Then i killed most of them and now have a 3 headed emu. So I have that going for me I guess! I got a something-fairy too that looks kinda like Kirby. I also got a bunch of angry broken eggs, not sure how good they’d be in a fight. I got a blue wingless bird thingy too, but he’s

That's just the way he shoots!

I don't understand the game, but I'm still sort of playing it. I don't think I'm pronouncing 90% of their names right and I picked the blue team because I like the logo