How do you leave out Okposo to Buffalo for 7 years, $42 mil and Frans Nielsen to the Wings for 6 years, $33 mil?

Party at Roy Tarpley’s house

So does this mean the Browns are going to follow suit and be good this year now?

I don’t see what the problem is with Jeff Monson’s sign

You’re a terrible person

As an Islanders fan, all I can say is “Why the fuck didn’t you offer Hamonic for him Snow? You fucking fuck!”

You guys did cut Belichick loose! We’re just a train wreck that gets overrated because these stupid “experts” jack off about fat Stafford’s arm strength, never mind that he's just a shitty fucking QB

Which is a lot better than it is in most months

Well, in Fallout 3 you can blow up Megaton and side with Mr. Tenpenny or kill him and let Megaton live, and it alters the entire game quite a bit. And that's one of the very first things you encounter outside of the vault. It's a pretty huge fork in the road early in the game

I never like playing as a good guy, it’s always a much more boring experience for me. Every game where you can be good, bad or in the middle, and it makes an actual difference, the evil path is always so much better. I’ll beat a game as evil, then go to play again as a good guy, and it’s just a more dull experience…

I honestly have no idea how old they are, but I feel like if you left Cowherd out in a sand storm for a day, he’d look like Bayless when it walked out of it.

They put young Bayless and fat Stephen A together, did they really think it would work?

So if you go to your friend’s place and see a dash button, and you push it 20 times, how much will they hate you in a couple of days?

So if you go to your friend’s place and see a dash button, and you push it 20 times, how much will they hate you in…

Glad I went to sleep when the tarps went on. That’s still an absurd rain delay for that late in the night. Stupid Girardi.

Obligotory Klaus video

Of course amongst everything going on, you noticed the dress. Just go to Jezebel Tom

They lost in PK 4-2? So Messi allowed those 4 goals? And Messi only converted on 2 of 5 attempts? All his fault!

8 year old Drew Magary?

39 MPH?

How do you text the Associated Press by accident?