Who downloads these weird, crappy apps in the first place?

OMG if he sat there and listened to scientists explain it, then he was like “well what would make it move south?” and they told him a totally impossible scenario that would move it south, he’d latch onto that and be like “scientists tell me it’s going to move south.”

The posture he is in in the header pic shows a lot. Its a defensive posture he uses when he feels anxious, insecure and low confidence.

What I would reply with “Because they all fucking do” because the scientific response of “the coriolis effect” will be lost on him and he will think he would be upstaged and the person with the “great brain” will look simplistic. 

This is the closest approximation there is:

Always put /s after comments like that.  These days, it’s impossible to tell when someone’s being sarcastic -- the idiocy of Trumpsters knowing no bounds.

He doesn’t know where Alabama is.

Tomorrow: “Trump to cut funding to Meteoroligists”

December: “Trump to make Florida part of Alabama, proves right about Dorian”

“One time I got into a staring contest with the Sun. It’s not that bright after a while. In fact everything is darker now. That’s how I know I won.”

I just can’t get over how empty the desk is in every single picture of the Oval Office. Absolutely nothing but the phones and a little box. Not a single piece of paper for even pretending he has a miniscule amount of work to do. He just orders his underlyings to do dumb shit (“start a tariff war, now!”) and then goes…

Another gem as he sat in the meeting, arms crossed, rocking himself, is when he asked, “How can you be sure it will move north?”

This is an infuriating combination of two of (and there are ever so many) his worst traits: the need for everything around him to be perceived as the “biggest/greatest ever,” and his ability to get those covering him (present company excepted) to lower expectations until they’re burrowing into the linoleum.

Trump supporters have no right to suggest that the other side is being too offensive. 

I cannot un-gray this guy, but I had to show everyone what he posted.

I’m not sure we want the panhandle, mixing Florida Man with Alabama is like crossing the streams in Ghostbusters.

Let’s just (try and) forget the fact that Trump is a racist and career criminal.

This is an excellent illustration of the fact that there is no situation that Trump cannot make worse.

Well the Florida panhandle is essentially South Alabama. 

“I don’t know if I’ve ever even heard the term, other than I know it’s there.”