Can this hellhole of a state go one god damn week without making a national embarrassment of ourselves? JUST ONE FUCKING WEEK.

#NotAllAlabamians

I would love to see Warren rip the Orange Dumbsicle a new one in a debate.

Elizabeth Warren, do NOT FUCK THIS UP.  It is yours to grab.  Don’t give me a reason not to hope (its all I have at this point). 

Still no word from the eggheads at NASA as to which asteroid has the best chance of colliding with Earth and ending all life on the planet.

Trump also just said he thinks the Iran drone shoot-down was a “mistake.”

“How’s he handling it? Well, he talked to the media before the family. He skipped the family vigil, full of black residents. And then he then gave a speech to the police. So, how do you think that went over?”

“I think that authenticity is the most important characteristic that candidates have to convey to the American people, and Joe Biden is authentic.” - Translation: “When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time” and Joe has shown us plenty of times how shitty his views on racial issues are so you…

“I would like to make more personal contact with people.”

Yeah, polls are suspect, but I too love the fact that Trump is running scared. Anything that makes him miserable is okay in my book. 

Of course she’s a threat, she’s the best candidate running. This asshole can’t even drink correctly.

I’m trying to not care about polling at this point, too.

Let’s all note that Trump himself was polling under 4% at this point in his campaign in the last election, while Jeb Bush was leading the pack of Republicans at around 11%.

“Working hard” - something Dumpster says so much because he NEVER is.

Still unclear whether we can enjoy the donuts unscathed.

I’m just less concerned with companies that had ties to Nazis 80 years ago, and more concerned with companies that support and have ties to Nazis TODAY. 

This. And FFS when they found out the family seemed genuinely upset and donated 10m+ to causes directly helping those that their families (not them) hurt. If anything this makes me want more Krispy Kreme.

And IBM worked with the Nazis. VW worked with the Nazis. As did Siemens. And Bayer. And Nestle. And Audi. And BMW. And Ford. And Hugo Boss.

I’m not surprised Melania is considered a “fun” boss who listens to her staff. She obviously doesn’t want to be there so she probably uses time with her staff to talk about anything other than the stuff she doesn’t want to do.