“Choosing the Best includes a similar exercise using adhesive tape. The exercise involves placing tape on a student’s skin, then removing it to show what has transferred from the skin to the tape. What remains on the tape is supposed to represent the emotional baggage resulting from sex.”

I have a friend who chose to put off sex until after her marriage. She was so inculcated by the “sex is wrong and it taints you forever!” crowd at her church that it took them six months before they could have PiV sex.

Yup, here’s the link about engaging in safe shoe-related activity:

“if I were an educator in Tennessee and a student asked me about proper condom use, I could be fined for explaining how to use one?”

They want to go back to criminalizing handies and BJs for the unmarried. Hell, maybe for the married, too. Wouldn’t be surprised if they tried to lump in masturbation with it. Jesus cries when you don’t splooge into a vajeen.

Oh, shit, man, wait until you discover nacho fries.

Also, what does banning “gateway sexual activity” mean? She wants to make a law against cuddling? 

As the head of Ascend, she pushed for states to ban “any gateway sexual activity or health message that encourages students to experiment with sexual activity” in schools, which led to Tennessee passing legislation in 2012 that allowed for sex educators to be fined up to $500 if they were found in violation of the…

This past Friday, I had Taco Bell for the first time in at least 10 years (the story involves a nasty case of food poisoning). The Doritos locos tacos blew my fucking mind. I felt like a real unfrozen caveman lawyer.

The idea is for poor  people to stop fucking so they can finally go away. Trump can stick his tree stump fungus wherever he damn well pleases so you need to accept that.

“....promote traditional values about the family.”

“The driver of the SUV was a 77-year-old man who thought the vehicle was in reverse, when he hit the accelerator and was in drive instead.”

The idea of the Trump administration pushing abstinence is just too precious for words. It’s almost like he has to be especially willing to cater to the religious far-right because he himself is so clearly not actually a religious person.

The soul of America is its wang.

Have they changed the state nickname from “America’s Wang”?

Yes! Civility! What has happened to the public discourse! Who will think of the children!

“ He vowed to stop saying “fuck” so much, all thanks to a supporter with virgin ears.” 

Yeah cause the problem with Turmp is not that his policies are vulgar, it’s that he has a potty mouth. This voter can go suck a fuck.

Fuck that shit.

Florida truly is a magical place. Disney, crocodiles, the elderly, and Florida Man.  It is the soul of America.