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If he does finally get his wall, he won’t be done yet.  He’ll still want something else as he always has some imaginary battle to fight.  He’ll next focus on Muslims again, this time by demanding a huge floating wall to cover the entire sky above the country to keep out all terrorist planes.  It’ll cost $5.7 trillion,

You’re an artist with words.

Please don’t cum here just to make jokes.

You mustard me wrong because I don’t think it was that good.

If this shitstain keeps up with this, there won’t be anything left for his fucking wall to protect.

There’s no way this guy dressed himself this morning.

It sounds like a great excuse to ketchup to the newest PS4 editions, too.

STFU and take my money!

I don’t know how appropriate this really is, but this keeps reminding me of that plane crash in Breaking Bad. Can something like that (not the explosions per se) remotely be possible if things get even worse, or is there pretty much no chance that two planes can be close enough to each other to crash like that? It’s

You got it fucking right with the last paragraph most of all. I work for the IRS and our department was eventually considered excepted (“essential”) because we work with the mortgage industry and of course they still need their fucking money. We actually do get paid in this case, but with fees, which isn’t supposed to

“I once got a little bit of Monica, if you know what I mean, believe me.”

Someone who can’t feel the beat from the tambourine.

#LockHimUp

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He was great in Home Alone 3, though!

This dude is a piece of work.

Can we assume that the higher the frequency of “AMERICA FIRST!” and “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” tweets that there are, the closer he is to facing consequences?  I hope he keeps yelling out those two things as he’s being escorted in handcuffs.

There’s also Dove Men+Care, in case there’s room on that bandwagon.

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Thanks to the furloughed workers, he had to settle for standalone burgers instead of going for fast food lasagna.

I’m waiting for there to be enough outrage for this so that Melania can come to the camera and give us a “this is hard” speech like with Mittens’ wife.