I’ve been getting more calls from No Caller ID lately, especially today for some reason. I think I did find a way to stop them from ringing my phone, by adding all zeros for a blocked number in RoboKiller. It looks like it worked and I hope it did.

After the patient’s back pain improved, he discharged himself.

There’s also Dove Men+Care, in case there’s room on that bandwagon.

Wow, I don’t think I even knew about this episode.  I’ll need to add this one to my “South Park backlog,” behind the Jeff Bezos episode.

Thanks to the furloughed workers, he had to settle for standalone burgers instead of going for fast food lasagna.

I’m waiting for there to be enough outrage for this so that Melania can come to the camera and give us a “this is hard” speech like with Mittens’ wife.

I also kept reading the last part as Freud.

Thank you for sharing this. <3 I’m still single, but I often think about my future as a husband and I always hope that I won’t somehow become an asshole. I’m always trying to be respectful with every woman I talk to and I want it to stay this way. Heck, I’m so cautious that even if I only think that I said something…

I remember once seeing some dicknozzle on Twitter saying that these federal employees are concerned about not getting their hand-outs. That said, your analysis is spot-on.  You’d think they’d love to work for the government while Trump is in charge, but I guess that would only include the White House itself.  Everyone…

What did Mitch McConnell do this time?

In other words, all pictures of him are NSFW.

Translation: “Women need to go back to the kitchen and keep making cockmeat sandwiches, which are full of remarkable chemicals!”

I’ve been wondering what was behind this. I’m pretty bummed about it, butt no so much after learning the truth.

The fact that you even have to decide means that you hate America and want drug dealers to kill innocent people.  MAGA!

Stormy Daniels was always better at erecting things than Trump.

Go fuck yourself.

Sadly (I think), I still read this in Cartman’s voice instead most of the time.

This sounds like some serious Stand and Deliver shit right here.

Hmmm...

It means we can soon buy wild animals through Amazon.  That’s quite some advertising.