deadly001
Deadly
deadly001

I don’t know, but finding it will be like finding a needle in a haystack.

I mean, who can blame us anyway? If her ass can do this, then she must be great in bed!

Maybe try taking off those damn electric sex pants for a change? *shrug*

If you plug in the numbers, you can definitely see how this is correct.

Yeah, but he owns the libs, and that’s all that matters.  They’ll set themselves on fucking fire if it would own a lib.

“Shut up and take my organs!”

“Vote for _____! He always Wins and will Make America Great Again! He’s running against _____ who’s Weak on Crime, Borders, Vets, and Taxes. Bad for America! Go _____!!!”

Yeah, but it’s not like Obummer was Making America Great Again. He doesn’t deserve time off after trying to take away everyone’s guns, turn everyone gay, and replace our hard-working bus drivers with terrorists. Wake up sheep person!!!

Quit milking this incident already.

I mean, it does make sense to not want to be friends with someone who really just wants you dead.

“No one, and I mean no one, loves the immigrants more than Donald J. Trump.  Believe me.”

Basically, this is me (give or take the Zuckerberg part). *sigh*

If a cartel got to my credit card, I’d probably get maxed out at the first transaction. D:

There’s surely a tiny “MADE IN CHINA” sticker on it somewhere, too.

This would make a great Halloween mask, and one that can actually scare people. It would sure make for a great cash grab. Just make the check payable to “Deadly,” Rudy.

I’m pretty sure they don’t know what love is.

Either that, or Nic Cage speaking with a British accent only, much like he did in one of them briefly.

I guess this is one way of actually getting Facebook to delete your account.

Whether you are African-American, Hispanic-American or ANY AMERICAN at all – you have the right to live in a Country that puts YOUR NEEDS FIRST!

“I used to rape women, but then I took an arrow to the crotch.”