A coworker of mine goes to Chick-Fil-A nearly every morning. I believe he told me that the people there are so familiar with him, that they actually recognize his car (he arrives around the same time) and will start his order before he even gets to the door.

That’s only allowed for those who need a renewal, otherwise no one would be bothering with the post office. I believe it has to do something with making sure that an acceptance agent witnesses you signing the application, which is also the reason why you cannot sign it until you’re told to do so.

When I attempted to get a passport at the post office, I went in and they told me that they needed an appointment (I assumed they didn’t need one since their website didn’t specify it for this location, while it did for another). When I tried to give them a call, they just never answered. I almost gave up until I…

Justice Ginsburg Rude Ruth of the U.S. Supreme Court has embarrassed all by making very dumb political statements about me. Her mind is shot - resign!

I can see a “Thanks, Trump!” meme coming, except it’s used for something good albeit stupid that happened and that had nothing to do with Trump.

It’s like he’s built up tons of Diet Coke gas and is burping it all out next to Melania.

Only the rich people get Mr. Trump’s Wedge Salad (ew?), while the rest of us poors get Mr. Trump’s Word Salad.

“WAS HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH BOYFRIEND WHEN HE PUT PHONE AND MONEY IN VAGINA”

HAVING SEX WITH HIS GIRLFREIND WHILE SHE WAS WEARING UNDERWEAR AND SUSTAINED A PENIS LACERATION

PENIS CHOKED TO DEATH A THOUSAND TIMES OVER

I know it doesn’t appear that the repeal of the student loan interest will take place right away, but I’ve decided to pay off the rest of my student loan anyway, since I can afford it now. I don’t have high hopes of 2018 being much better overall, but at least I can start it off nearly debt-free.

I think you Ohm us an apology for making a joke like this.

Just buzz off with these puns already!

I saw some tweets (I know, I know, never read the tweets) about how the left hates Christmas. I took that to mean that they don’t celebrate it at all, probably because they’re all Muslims. It’s like they need something to be outraged with, no matter how absurd it is. Oh, and apparently Obama saying “Merry Christmas”…

MKFCGA!

It looks like I’m not the only one who saw Forest Whitaker!

They might as well sleep in the courtrooms because they’ll be there all day throughout this horrid administration.

If Drumpf can treat natural disasters as reality shows, then we can do the same for his indictment, dammit!

The bottom one had its plastic unwrapped?