I was too late and already commented. :(

I’m quite fond of David Copafeeld.

I did, and I now want to set my brain on fire.

Beat me to it!

40 Year Old Virgin has gotten to me at times, even making me fear becoming 40 or so before getting a single relationship (I’m a 25-year old man). Luckily, I don’t have any friends like those in the movie, so there’s that. This is certainly great advice and a new take on things, especially for someone like me, and I…

Or perhaps his polio should finally come back and scare some compassion into him.

And the victims have won nothing because he thinks people who get shot are losers.

He’ll just say it was rigged anyway. Those damn Democrats keep shrinking his... duck.

He’s so pathetic that he pinned a tweet about his number of followers, some of which are probably Trumper bots.

Yeah! And shame on those 897 or so kids who still chose to go to school with others alleged to have drugs! They deserved every bit of this!

Trump would probably love to do so, but I believe he can only pardon those imprisoned by the federal government, not the state. Now I wonder how long it’ll be until he decides to have that changed.

Lovely president we have here.

I’m fully confident in believing that there’s at least one genius out there who believes that if a good guy in the crowd had a gun, he would’ve been able to kill the shooter high up in a building at night.

Kellyanne Conway’s true form.

How am I watching this while eating and not throwing up?

Protesters are being banned from Jeff Sessions’ lecture on free speech.

I knew that, actually. :) I just couldn’t resist.

Yes, and don’t call it Shirley.

I was going to use this if it passed, but I’ll keep it here anyway: