Alternative judge

He’s being recognizing more and more!

Nah, I think that really was Trump.

I’ll be honest: I read these car recommendations in Saul’s voice.

Nah, she probably bribed her way to becoming Homecoming Queen.

Dude, hit me up with that malware-infested link so that I can start making money as a professional anarchist while sitting butt-naked in front of my laptop all day.

I prefer this Coulter.

What are you talking about? This is the new American flag! The previous one was okay with letting in foreigners, which is no longer tolerated.

“Pastors Preaching Politics from the Pulpit” is an awesome tongue-twister.

He’s learning how to draw. Leave the kiddie alone already.

I fucking hate this man so much. He’s like a giant troll who cannot be stopped. I wish for one moment he’ll experience an actual moment of suffering that’ll get him to think. But then again, he doesn’t think.

This, this right here. Every hateful word or action towards Muslims is another victory for al-Qaeda and does nothing to benefit us. We ALL lost, and we have the Deplorables to thank for that. They wouldn’t listen to us liberal elitists anyway.

tl;dr version: “Trump lets me abuse my power to keep out brown people, who are all in fact terrorists. He’ll make my salary yuge and make America great again for all Americans.”

They probably wish it would only affect women’s libidos, and just to prevent abortions. The sad thing is that this would be the ONLY thing ever, though indirectly, that they’ve attempted for abortion prevention. Baby steps (pun intended)!

Pictured: Rick Perry

This is basically how Trump views various agencies, groups of people, etc.:

AKA flipping the chart upside-down so that the dot will be higher on the graph.

51... Area 51... aliens... illegal aliens... 51 ILLEGAL ALIENS VOTED FOR CROOKED HILLARY.

Yep, he still found a way to make Black History Month all about him. I wish I could yank this “fake news” bullshit out of his mouth and slap him in the face with it. He’s only saying this because he wants to retain the few black voters he has.

He’s about to be appointed by a man who has done the unconstitutional barely over a week into his presidency. You can’t make this shit up.