Oh man, there was this guy in my modern American history course who was a real doozy. He would always wear a cap real low over his eyes and an ear bud that he would listen to the radio with. He would CONSTANTLY interrupt the professor with “corrections” and conspiracy theories. I was actually in that class on the…

I had a Hermione Granger in multiple classes, same girl, it’s a smallish program. First hand up for every question, citing books and articles that weren’t part of our readings, basically showing everyone just how smart she was all the time. There’s nothing wrong with being smart, but she didn’t give anyone else the…

there used to be this girl and this guy who sat in front of me in french during the fall of my sophomore year. he was ALWAYS wearing ripped muscle shirts with holes in them. i guess i can understand because tuition is very expensive and i too can barely afford shirts without holes in them after finalizing my loans.…

Aaaaah, hate that. My first year there was this woman in my English class who decided that literally every word in every piece of writing ever was a biblical reference. Got to hand it to her - she totes knew her Bible. But man, it really started to grind my gears. She just wouldn’t shut up. She lived for stories with…

Oh god, I was a history major and a Lit minor. My classes were made up of these people and when you go back in your late-20s they are so much more insufferable. My favorite though was the really annoying hipster in a bio class. We were discussing how salt actually hydrates you because of pulling water into the…

It can be a little much sometimes, but I’m sure you’ll be alright. It was definitely a lesson in patience for me!

I can’t think of any good stories off the top of my head, but as someone who was 5-6 years older than the other freshmen when I started college, I feel you. After orientation, I overheard this conversation in the bathroom:

Every spring, I try on a long, flowy, bohemian peasant dress. And every year I don’t buy one because it’s too expensive, and I’m not sure it won’t look stupid on my very short, stocky frame. I tried one on today, and as I was hemming and hawing over it, the salesgirl shook her head and said, “no, not for you.” She…

I’m just taking a well deserved break from studying. Does it count as a break if you haven’t started yet? Please say yes.

I need advice regarding a noisy neighbor.

My 30s have left a lot to be desired healthwise. But you know what happened recently? I figured out how to look good. It only took 32 years and 11 months, but I can finally head out into the world each day knowing that I don’t look like crap. Crazy hair? Tamed. Makeup? No probs. Today I got some pink foils mixed into…

The video posted on The Muse this week of Ariana Grande singing I Have Nothing was really beautiful, and yet I didn’t find it emotionally engaging.

I’m a Kinja dummy and have no idea of how to send this to you directly but you need to see this.

Zayn is a legitimately beautiful man. Hair, no hair he is breathtaking. All this proves is that you can acknowledge physical beauty.

I love Kanye. That is all. If anybody’s ever having problems with self love, all they need to do is listen to Graduation. You might end up too much in the other direction but hey, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I don’t blame anyone for going on “My Cat from Hell”, even though the cat problems are human problems 99% of the time. Adrianne Curry from the first season of “America’s Next Top Model” was on for the season opener, and she and her boyfriend made real progress with their beautiful little kitty. Jackson Galaxy is the…

the ghost of Jessica Mitford DOES NOT APPROVE

My mom was so out of it when my dad died over the summer that she accidentally chose an urn shaped like a turtle for his ashes. My sister and I lost our shit laughing/crying when we received it and my mom just stared at it in horror. Dad would have gotten a kick out of it. Edited: sorry about your dog.