Come on, NBC executives. Get on your feet. Get up and make it happen.

IS HE COMING TO THE PARTY???

I'm much, much, much more concerned with our bloated military budget than I'll ever be with social program fraud.

So at this place, everything tastes like ham?

Ugh, some of these employees have so much attitude. If you're unwilling to do things just because they're logically impossible, maybe customer service isn't for you.

Thought I'd pass along a photo of my Mom-mom and the ladies she led on her South Philly assembly line. She's the one in the dark top.

Don't insult hamsters that way.

I guess I feel lucky to have come from a staunchly anti-mayo home :)

This is some brave shit.

Will be wearing these Charlotte Olympias on the big day. They've been sitting in my closet for months, taunting me.

or you could say "fuck it!" and be happy. I took this while in Cuba.

I've never done it (or seen it done), but honestly? Fuck that guy. I hope he got a big old cheeseburger loogie omelet.

Same. I've watched my mom sleep with frownies on her brow for years to try to get rid of her RBF wrinkle. Recently noticed a faint wrinkle forming on my own forehead. I'm 21, aka too young for this shit.

I have a fabulous case of Bitchy Resting Face, which I love and embrace. However it's taken me in the opposite direction of this woman and caused a vertical wrinkle between my ever furrowed brows. It's a fine line. She walks it well. *slow clap*

What about the literal Facepalms. Palm trees with faces!

You can stop now, Midwestern Christians are not an oppressed group.