Gross!!!!

Lived for stories with fruits! Hilarious!

Same here! So I hope it counts!

Exactly. I'm 25, so I'm not like SOOOO OLD but the majority of my classmates are like 18-20 and I feel a difference in maturity.

I love Fleetwood Mac doing The Chain live in 1986. It’s on Youtube and the intensity is WILD. I’d link but I’m on my phone.

That’s a cute doggie! Sorry your neighbors suck :(

So I’m a few weeks into my college career (as an older student. Not the oldest person in my class but on the older end of the spectrum) and I’m totally loving it but I can’t believe how annoying some of my classmates are! Pretentious blowhards, people that think they’re geniuses and love to hear themselves talk and…

Really important question!!!

Jealous. I love Luda.

Jack White is number one on my Would Bang list.

Seconding Fan Bingbing. I would love to see her as a bigger name in the US

I always need both of those things

It makes me so sad. Ever since I was a little kid all I wanted was to move to New York. That was my plan for when I grew up. It's just not going to happen. I read books about 60s/70s New York where people showed up with a suitcase and $100 and make it work. Jealous.

I wish I could be that charming when I fuck up so badly.

If he doesn’t have a Parisian Carnival wedding and tell us about it I will die 1,000 times.

You prob don’t wanna hear that that clip reminds me of my old roommate

You can't, like, own a color, maaaaan

I dislike both he and Goopy but then the Royal Tenenbaums is my favorite movie so dissonance what?!

so I had this happen to me and the first time i took the test I got put in baby-math (math wasn't my thang) but I got practice tests and STUDIED and after a rocky start I was literally teaching myself years of math in weeks. And because of this I am not afraid of math anymore. YOU CAN DO THIS.

what a good looking couple! Swoooon.