Sure, Tyra. Sure.

THE MOON SHALL JOIN YOUR COALITION!

Also you can't drink alcohol in Washington strip clubs. Just $8 sodas.

I loved the Sharks, and the Left Shark fucking up really made it for me. Everything in major commercial entertainment is so PERFECT ALL THE TIME and it's goddamn boring. All saturated with CGI and NEVER MAKE A MISTAKE EVER. BORING!!!!! You go, slightly imperfect dancing shark!

Yeah, between RBF and squinting a lot as a kid due to poor vision, I have a VERY prominent line through the middle of my forehead. I first noticed it when I was like 23.

As a 25 year old misanthrope, I am going to be the hottest 60 year old EVER if this actually works.