Whatever happens with this setback, remember that we’re very proud of you, David.

Even he new one feels like a cheap car. The finish inside is just bad compared to other automakers. They feel like old mid 2000's toyotas and that isn’t good in a brand new modern car.

Subarus are overrated trash. They eat oil like crazy and their interiors even in high trims seem to over utilize mid 2000s econobox hard plastics.

Giving a shit about cars is a real pain in the ass. I sometimes wish I was the kind of person who was just unapologetically boring and didn’t care. I’d drive a CR-V and park it on the street and not give a shit when people hit it, or it gets dirty, or cry when it rusts out because I live in upstate NY where every day…

Sorry guys, I want to READ your thoughts on cars silently at my desk, not listen to them in some shitty video clip.

What about projector halogens? I’m quite happy with mine.

How about going after the fucktards that put in aftermarket HID and Projectors and don’t bother to properly align and calibrate them for proper visibility for users and other motorists.

Finally the Germans have created some humor we all can enjoy!