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“The real victim”...

Tell that to the families of any of, oh... THE REAL VICTIMS.

I’ll be damned, thanks for taking the time! WHO KNEW, PENNSYLVANIA?! (ok, clearly davesaddiction...)

This happens to me literally EVERY time I go to Sheetz (Durham, NC)

You could buy a Tesla

ILLEGAL?! Citation, please.

“If that’s how you spell QuikTrip, I question your Midwest credentials...”

That was my original comment, before Google taught me that Kwik Trips are ALSO a thing. I commented anyway, to educate others.

Ended up turning the flag back off because there was no way to show certain extensions in the toolbar (outside the menu). There are several that I want to see the icon (and notification count) for, and with the existing functionality I can just use the “hide in chrome” menu for those I don’t want to see.

“showing previews of sites so I don’t have to open a tab”

I’m confused...

Didn’t experience in theaters, but this one haunted me through my childhood...

Huh? How does THE CLOSET SCENE not make your list?!

Didn’t sleep with my door open for the rest of my childhood!

Edit: Ohhhh, you must mean Poltergeist 2.

They just killed high speed rail here in the Triangle 

Both players involved look decades older than their actual age...

Shit, he got LUCKY that the cops decided were forced to do their jobs instead of leaving it to the community...

Hooray, you google searched for unique, completely non-representative examples to back up your racist bullshit.

You want me to grant you that the OP might have stretched with the word “never”? Fine, if you can grant me that this kid did NOTHING like the shit you posted. They supposedly vandalized a truck this dipshit…

while urging onlookers to “take more fucking pictures”

Lol, yep. A buddy who moved away casually mentioned this guy he was sleeping with in a phone convo. My response: “Cool, cool. So, hey... when did you start fuckin dudes?”

He SWEARS he mentioned it in an earlier conversation. I reeeaallllyyy feel like I would have remembered that. But maybe I didn’t because it honestly…

Awwww, that’s so cute that your kid goes to sleep

He’s not in that clip, but there’s a lil dude down front on the left who’s GETTING HIS WHOLE LIFE