Didn’t experience in theaters, but this one haunted me through my childhood...

Huh? How does THE CLOSET SCENE not make your list?!

Didn’t sleep with my door open for the rest of my childhood!

Edit: Ohhhh, you must mean Poltergeist 2.

Both players involved look decades older than their actual age...

Shit, he got LUCKY that the cops decided were forced to do their jobs instead of leaving it to the community...

Hooray, you google searched for unique, completely non-representative examples to back up your racist bullshit.

You want me to grant you that the OP might have stretched with the word “never”? Fine, if you can grant me that this kid did NOTHING like the shit you posted. They supposedly vandalized a truck this dipshit…

while urging onlookers to “take more fucking pictures”

Lol, yep. A buddy who moved away casually mentioned this guy he was sleeping with in a phone convo. My response: “Cool, cool. So, hey... when did you start fuckin dudes?”

He SWEARS he mentioned it in an earlier conversation. I reeeaallllyyy feel like I would have remembered that. But maybe I didn’t because it honestly…

Awwww, that’s so cute that your kid goes to sleep

He’s not in that clip, but there’s a lil dude down front on the left who’s GETTING HIS WHOLE LIFE

I mean... that’s not the song he pointed to though. And you really actin like LGBTQ folks can’t write art in a straight voice?

That stinks. You sound awesome though! 

Except lots of gas stations here want you to prepay inside, and I don't know how much it will cost to fill my tank... 

HOLY SHIT! I’ve been using this religiously for a couple years now, and only vaguely recalled that I think I read it somewhere online. I THINK IT WAS YOU!

Thanks friend. This is a wonderful solution, and I literally found my way back to it because I’m about to go to lunch with a work “friend” and worried about what to…

Or, in St. Louis, just move on to one of dozens of small municipalities that most people actually live in. Just like Darren Wilson.

Yup, LOVE this lil guy! 

There’s a pretty good way to stop this proposed in this very article!

You’re far too kind to take so much time with someone being willfully obtuse. Dude literally keeps yelling “so show some EVIDENCE!” in a thread full of that very evidence.

“But as long as Chik-fil-A is willing to serve and treat their gay customers and employees just as they would anyone else”

HOLY SHIT this is good.

Jesus are you seriously too stupid to google?!