And yet you still post dumb, anecdotal shit like this...

Straws are bad for the environment.

It's amazing you read that whole article and didn't detect A HINT of sarcasm... 

Odd? Maybe.

For the headline/snippet. That doesn’t explain how you got into the article and then into the comments...

Mind if I ask you to expand on that?

Nobody forced you to click a link with a clearly labeled headline...

Lol, nice retort dipshit.

Best of luck to you man. 🤜🏻 

My friend, you are B-I-T-T-E-R...

So you DO use audio cues, huh?

Seriously? So you can SEE sirens approaching you from behind? 

Yep, bigger than London at the time!

Yup! And add hoopla, biblioboard, zinio, kanopy, et al

I suggest going back to your Amazon baby registry from time to time to check for new “offers”. Strangely enough, I somehow qualified for a second welcome box!

Not “free stuff” per se, but useful and related...

This is some KILLER fucking research/work avoidance!

Southwest officials have reaffirmed that the comfort and safety of their passengers is their number one priority...

Pull up Windows 10's Task Manager by clicking on the Start button, typing in “task,” and selecting the Task Manager option. Easy.

So you can only create one “mini” for each sticker pack (bold/sweet)? Can’t do one for me and one for my spouse?