“Just type ‘Stick to sports!’...’Stick to sports!’...everything will be alright...”

Congratulations, you have earned 100 dillars from Deadspon.

You know, maybe you’d be less exhausted about constantly having to defend your idiotic political values if you, y’know, had slightly less idiotic political values?

Brady is going to side with Trump, since that towel-head Cam Newton is a huge threat to Brady winning another Super Bowl.

Somewhere, a ‘STICK TO SPORTS!!1!!1!’ Deadspin commenter sits in front of a computer screen, sweating, unable to move, broken.

I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?

This old video was shot in the present and features the Future. #mindblown

What the fuck is wrong with you

The usual reasons: liberal bias; places that specialize in chicken are a separate category (note KFC and Popeye’s also excluded); happens not to be one near my house.

Can we add a line about if people are really, truly concerned about you, try to step back and re-examine what you're doing and why. I ask for this pause for self-reflection because, in reading over the Greatist article, what struck me immediately was - this is life with an eating disorder. People worrying about your…