Oh...great. AND THEY'RE OFF!!!

Through the use of alooominium, we've been able to engineer in lightness.

Likely a 6 or 7 year old minivan. Probably the Caravan.

Fantastic and comprehensive.

Really though, being ticketed via an aircraft? Sign me up. That's a speeder badge of honor.

Hilarious write-up.

Outstanding, Marine!

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read it, loved it and thought... this is the one.

I'm thinking pignoli.

Pretty sure they're Panamanian.

But the employee satisfaction might benefit.

the author.

Oh, if the world was like that.

I love the dirt section.

Yeah. I thought to myself, sheesh hope no one is backing out of the barnyard.

Nice. Well done.

I was thinking that too...

No doubt... you could pick worse things to rip from than a trident I imagine.

1st: That Maserati has a little BRZ FR-S to it no? Am I crazy? Don't answer that. Even the hood creases...