I'd be glad to help you drive it back to the Cape.

It reads a bit like a transcript. I think the misspellings and run-on nature of it is great.

Joe knows.

Fanfuckingtastic. For real.

Joe knows.

francais? oui?

Love the handle.

They make a lot of other cars seem completely disposable.

"Dateline, Lincoln Town, Car County (AP) - Boy Marauder Caught Hooning Grandma's Grand Ma, Says Vic; Stolen Panther Intercepted, cont. p71..."

Watershed moment for all.

art imitating riot.

Boy Marauder Caught Hooning Grandmother's Grand Ma.

low hanging fruit and all...

Hey, you can't park there!

I can almost hear the lights humming. Beautiful. White is a real love/hate choice on a lot of cars...but it's working here.

Props. Well said.

6 days a week...600+ miles a day? Elise seems like a no-brainer. Might as well enjoy the windshield time.