Guess you missed the 40-year old movie reference in that comment.

Pretty sure he was referring to the “Animal House” quote...

This is why people hate soccer.

How dare you omit the most important fact about this man?

Nah, the authorship is skewing that young.

Is the readership around here skewing young enough that they need to have a link explaining Steve Bartman? Also, holy shit, that was 15 years ago?

Would the article be written, and would the response differ, if she a different faith? I suspect so. I’m atheist and think it’s all nuts, but I find the different reactions just as crazy.

For anyone else whose mind was blown by this, I highly recommend watching “Valley Uprising” on Netflix. It shows the progression of climbing El Cap and the journey from it becoming a multiple day climb using tons of equipment to this current era.

It took me 18 seconds to read your comment, so I am gonna jot that down as 0.4 hours against your retainer.

I’d bet on that.

Not only is he the true Hit King, he’s gonna be a better player-manager than Pete Rose when he comes in to pinch hit at some point, which will just piss off Rose even more, which is just great.

Still, he didn’t have much to say about why he thought Smith being the victim of a break-in was a reasonable launchpad to question the player’s maturity.

Could’ve saved the county a few thousands dollars by just letting it get run over by traffic like God intended.

This guy must steal shit all the time, right? I can’t imagine the kind of person who’s first instinct on seeing an unattended jacket hanging on a chair is to take it isn’t a klepto or someone who has gotten away with just taking shit for so long that he doesn’t think twice about it.

It’ll be hard for the NCAA to argue, since its entire business model is based on fucking the student-athletes.

Rick, Rick, this is your cousin Marvin. Marvin Barry. You know that shooting motion you’ve been look for? Watch this grandma!”

In his next at bat, the kid was beaned by Justin Verlander

Marvin Harrison is my #2 all time on my list of “Good guy” athletes who turned out to be not good guys. OJ is still the king, but Harrison has put up quite a body of work.

And my mom loves anal. You are so wrong, Drew!