Kayak and canoe slalom are lowkey some of the best events at the summer games. They have to paddle down artificial rapids and go through gates, like ski slalom, but the cool thing is that some of them they have to do backward, so they have to paddle like crazy against the current. It’s really fun to watch.

Factually incorrect. Dinosaurs was awesome. Extremely ahead of its time.

Please point to the part of her comments in which she says a safe space for girls is a bad thing.

I’ll bet you believe she killed Kurt too.

I mean that’s basically what she said about both of them, if you’d bothered to read the article, but go off, king.

I have no doubt iD would fumble it either way, but it really should’ve been more broadly focused on the mistreatment of children in Hollywood or specifically focused on Bell’s case. Most of what bookends that case is based on implications and speculations that fail to both 1) indict Schneider-era Nickelodeon as an…

If disliking Blur makes me a moron, then I’m the dumbest motherfucker to ever walk the earth

I don’t know a lot of Zoomers who are itching to explore lame Britpop bands that were popular when their parents were in high school. It’s not like we’re dealing with Zepplin or Nirvana here.

Yeah Albarn’s comments feel incredibly whiny and entitled. Who would’ve thought a bunch of kids born after 9/11 wouldn’t be intimately familiar with a band that hasn’t been relevant since the Clinton administration? Maybe he needs to stick to boomer and Gen X festivals like BottleRock so he can be with his own people…

Wow, I actually had no idea that Anne Hathaway Godzilla movie ever came out. I remember hearing about it before she was attached (I think it may have been a Black List script) and thought the project died after the Toho lawsuit. Maybe I’ll check it out sometime.

Ah yes, the first word I’d use to describe someone calling for antiracist action is “insufferable” because I, like you, think social activism is best done silently and without causing too much fuss

Making fun of Caribbean patois is a really fucking bad look

I’m definitely here for movies that transcend the good-bad dichotomy. Blonde was a recent example of a film like that; calling it “good” seems offensive to the very notion of “good” because it operates totally outside the bounds of good and bad, and I’m very glad it exists at all.

Man you didn’t have to do Heart of Darkness like that. If you haven’t read it since high school, you should give it another go because it’s brilliant and beautifully written. On an unrelated note, the same goes for The Scarlett Letter.

When have the absolute loseriest bean counters NOT been in charge of the film industry in America? 

Kinda defeats the point of a reunion, doesn’t it?

Only if Verhoeven does it

I’d love to see Clive Barker or Guillermo del Toro take a shot at I Have No Mouth. If Chris Cunningham isn’t too turned off from the film world after Neuromancer collapsed (and is even working still; what’s he been doing lately?), he’d be a good choice too.

How big do you think the “dog show community” is? Surely that’s not a primary reason why Siennas are in high demand lmao

Lmao there’s not a single car dealer on the face of the earth bringing in enough money to “buy” a politician. Did you mean automakers instead of dealers?