Telling an angry person to calm down tends to infuriate them.

Throttling you down isn't one of the ninety-nine ways I rip you off!

Source is not a verb. That should be "Digsby is now open source".

Please hire editors to prevent yourself from publishing titles with shitty grammar.

DON'T PRINT IT OUT! Just print it. No need to print it at, over, under, out, in or of.

What if you have no idea what your thing is and can't focus on any one thing long enough to become good at it?

A horror show for whom? Alice and Bob can have opposite responses to the same thing. Whose experience is correct?

McCarthy Technologies uses something like this in their Decider protocol. If you shoot down someone else's idea you have to provide a counter proposal. There's also the Perfection Game, where you say what you like about the idea and how you'd make it a perfect 10.

^ This ^

The iQueefs took over LH a while ago. :(

That's not amazing, that's cheating. Like saying you caught twenty fish in one day because you through a stick of dynamite in the water.

How the buggery bullocks can 'one' be plural? One is pretty much the definition of singular.

Please provide instructions for people who don't own iProducts. We do exist.

Or you could post stupid shit on Fark or Something Awful.

Don't. Keep your money and your dignity.

Dear Electronics Companies,

The opposite of within is outside, not without. Without is the opposite of have/with.

How many backwards should we work?

What about coworkers that i dislike, rather than merely not like?

Google says they won't track me. Seems legit.