Ripley is the only person in this whole franchise with a brain. It’s obvious from the beginning that there is only one way to handle this.

“Would there be any backlash at all from the West if that happened? Doubt it.”

Gonna be interesting to see if and how this escalates. Can’t see either side wanting to back down. Hong Kong has a lot to lose, and China has the standard authoritarian view of not wanting to lose face.

You’d think simply being around another smoker in real life would put anyone off it permanently.

Or you could just ban it?

That wizard’s just a crazy old man.

That wizard’s just a crazy old man!

I wonder if he means old Ben Kenobi...

Finally.

I’m down for it. Star Wars as an extended franchise has been much better on television then it has sequel movies as of late.

and there it is. 

And just think: thanks to people continuing to breed like demented rats, the problem will only get worse.

Ho-leee crap...

Can we all take a minute to acknowledge trailblazer Katy Perry for bisexualizing sexual harrassment? Another civil rights milestone!

“i kissed a girl, she disliked it” probably wouldn’t have been as big a hit

Time to unleash that Andromeda Strain and clear all those plastics up...