No, you’re a day fan, which is fine, but a day fan calling out actual fans is fucking insane. Are you just jealous cause you’re too stupid to pick up reads and understand the big words in the reports? I’m sorry you’re too much of a dumbass to understand baseball, but don’t take it out on people who do, jesus.

You are the worst kind of sports fan. Actually, I don’t think you’re a sports fan. Get off this blog; what the fuck are you doing here?

Case #1: making Arod look tiny

I’m so sick and tired of watching aging vets I couldn’t give two shits about hack away and fall short. Even though they’re gonna stink, watching these young kids play has made me for excited for Yankees baseball than I’ve been in a while. Scoutings fun.

I’m a Yankee fan as well, and loyalty goes both ways. We’re in our first rebuilding process in a long time after trying to tough it out for A-Roid’s benefit and he needs to respect the fact that we need this time to evaluate the young talent we have — both Judge and Sanchez would slot in nicely in that DH spot, or we…

The only group that hates A-Fraud more than non-Yankee fans is Yankee fans.

As a Yankees fan, I’d sooner go to the ballpark to evaluate young talent and see prospects then watch Fuck-Rod chase for 700* homers.

In a website who’s hallmark is stupid takes, this one might be the dumbest. The Yankees just got a haul of prospects. They’re clearly rebuilding. They’ve already said they’re going to to use the next several months to evaluate prospects like Gary Sanchez and Aaron Judge, and don’t have use for 40 year old broken down…

So now that you’re replying, how about updating it to mention you should never eat freshwater fish raw before someone follows your advice and gets a literally killer stomach bug?

The third fucking thing my father taught me when I was fishing (so since I’ve been 6) is that you NEVER eat freshwater fish raw. Even cooking your own freshwater fish and eating it is risky business.

God damn it, I was coming down to say the same thing! This is like the third fucking thing my dad taught me when I started fishing. Even cooking your own freshwater fish is risky business.

It’s a totally different style of speaking. HRC is going for the Obama style, the FDR or Lincoln-esque art of speechmaking, the ability to sounds like essentially the voice of god, the greatest college professor of all time, and the most inspirational leader ever rolled into one. And it’s unfortanate she has to follow…

I mean, you have an excellent point and your list of male speakers are far worse than Hilary. I’d also put Tim Kaine in there as well (yaaawn). It’s worth nothing, however, that she has the bad fortune of having to follow one of the greatest American speakers of all time has the presidential nominee. Obama will go…

Does this low carb diet include beer? I barely eat bread and cereal and can probably cut the rest of those out of my diet, but beer is never going away...

SPOILERS IN THE HEADLINE MUCH?!

Or just make college football illegal and turn the profitable and storied programs into for profit franchises.

Get the fuck out

I stopped buying them... because I’d get the 3 lbs costco boxes and finish them in two weeks, basically alone.

Dude, cheez its aren’t kids food... they’re the nectar and ambrosia of stoners. I think they put cocaine in those; once you start you seriously cannot stop.

ALL OF THEM