No, but if you tell a woman to do that it’s your fault.

Is this erotica or sports journalism?

I know, which is why someone needs to be an adult and control him for his own good. And the rest of the players as well.

And Wenger never, ever, ever manages his players, continues to play them through knicks and scrapes and then wonders why every year half his roster ends up hurt for half the season.

He’s gonna get 30.

A latino? Now we have more of an inkling why the mom killed her...

Jesus fucking christ I shudder to imagine the reaction if the genders are reversed... Can you get more victim blamey?

HE WAS BEGGING HER TO SPARE THEIR CHILDREN. JESUS CHRIST YOU SICKO.

Someone’s threatening your kids and you beg them to spare the children and kill themselves, and that’s taunting? You need help. It seems as though you’ve determined half the population are at fault no matter what happens, even if their entire family gets massacred on their birthday, and it’s just sickening. You’re…

“Congratulations! You’ve won today’s jezebel-stereotype sweepstakes.

In the evidence that he was begging her to spare the daughters and to just kill herself if she really felt that bad, you’re still ripping on him?

That makes so much sense- thanks for making me feel like less of a freak.

Not gonna lie, given the lede and the hype (and the blurred black ink), my first thought was swastika.

2 was an INSANE dunk.

He got it, this is just some grade A trolling.

Guess ya missed the part where the tractor trailer made a left turn into the car.

...I don’t know. Head you never see it coming but it’s painless, but at least with a stomach you know when its coming? That’s a tough answer.

I just have one question for Simone Biles about her floor routine:

I agree about the religious laws, but don’t call it a theocracy if it isn’t one.

Half of all Jews are Israelis and 90+% are Zionists. Keep on telling yourself they’re different though.