The affectation with which she sings makes me queasy. 

Whatever you’re doing that causes eggs to fuse to a pan, please stop it.

“She did good things when she was young so I’m fine with her being useless now and standing in the way of new young people.”

and quarters! for car washes, parking meters, and other tiny annoyances out there.

Well OBVIOUSLY you need to start storing your cash in your rectum... 

My grandfather attached a empty metal film canister to the bottom of the removable ashtray in his 1966 Dodge Dart arm rest. That’s where he kept a $50.
None of those things exist anymore.

The episode literally rebutted what you’re complaining about. Joel points out his fencing isn’t going to last without trading. Murray points out that they don’t just need to survive, they need to live, and that includes things like paint, strawberries, and contact with other people.

I have zero investment in this situation or the rich, boring people involved, but as a fan of a good Sunday roast, I’m compelled to say the beef looks just fine to me. That said, there’s enough fat on a prime rib that you don’t need to rub it with two pounds of butter in a gratuitous TikTok flourish. The potatoes look…

Womp womp.  On another note, George Hotz is as much of a fucking moron as Elon Musk is.

Why?.. I mean its not like relationships/love/sex HAVE to be with specific persons/groups..

As long as someone isn’t “punching down”.. I don’t care who/what they sleep with/fuck..

Alan Moore is rolling in his coffin.

A. It was the first multi-publisher launcher, and having ONE central hub for your games is fine. Launching a launcher FROM YOUR LAUNCHER is the problem. That and publishers trying to force you to abandon your launcher in favor of their thing.

How am I supposed to feel about an ardent memeber of the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party that only changes their mind after a leopard has started gnawing on their nose?

Yeah but the article didn't provide me with their full name, address, age, SSN and place of work so that I might validate the claims personally!  

They complain about their job, you complain about their complaints, and you think they’re the ones crying?

That’s a big assumption there buddy....that I would support reckless driving anywhere let alone in my own community where my neighbors and friends would be at risk. Do I support people modding their own cars even if I think it looks silly? Sure. If these folks want to “unnoffically” get together in a big parking lot…

That’s the entire point of the article; the ludicrousness of all of it. No one in 2022 is mourning the death of a Queen they never met, has never really worked a day in her life, never gone hungry, never paid a dime in tax, and had absolutely NO idea who you are but requires you to ‘pledge allegiance’.

Is this even needed? I just open my dishwasher when it’s done, pull all the racks out and by the time everything is cool enough to touch, it’s dry. I call BS on this one and any perceived positive results are likely psychological. Even most of the comments on the TikTok say it doesn’t work.

In a just world she’d get a medal and a ticker tape parade for killing that pedo.

If you manage to get Splatoon 2 in a sale, the Octo Pass DLC is available on the Nintendo Switch Online Expansion Pass, it’s the best Single Player Splatoon experience in my opinion (I don’t have Splatoon 3 yet)