Semantics.

Go away, you dildo

You see that he does this during NFL and MLB drafts but that he doesn't do it on NBA drafts. That's because he's too busy with his real job as GM of the Knicks.

Canadian Curlers Mock Teammate's Bad Throw, Rest Of World Mocks Team, Sport, Canada.

Heidi: Dad, am I still an Olympian?

God, those Russians are so incompetent. How are they going to get her to the hospital without a 3rd person to aim the slingshot?

You've been chosen to represent your country at the Winter Olympics in Sochi. But first, you have to take a hellacious dump. Choice: Do you flush the toilet paper? (go to page 2) Or: Do you place the toilet paper in the bin? (go to page 3)

Note: Water is not available until the room above you is occupied.

Meanwhile, upstate in Tampa, the Bucs text about pus a lot.

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"Whatever"

WHO DAT, WHO DAT, WHO DAT SAY YOU MISSED THE JOKE

Look, if he wanted to make it clear that he was denying the allegations, he would have led off with it.

"As a man who strives to uphold the level of professionalism and dedication that I've maintained throughout my coaching career, as well as a family man focused on my wife and children, I can say quite honestly that I was disgusted and disturbed by what I saw on the website Deadspin-dot-com this morning. I mean, did…

"I'm not a bigot! I'm not bi-anything! That's fucking disgusting!"

I just have one question and one concern.

the old one is fine and I haven't cleaned it in two years

¡Vaya!

At least the school didn't just put its head in the sand, like rivals Oregon State Technical Research Institute for Culinary Health.

For the sake of discussion: