They didn’t decide to. They were forced to by the NCAA. And what makes the Sioux nickname racist when people apparently have no problem with the Seminoles or the Illini?

The hot pocket makes it sound funny, but like, people died here. Not funny, guys.

My woman does Barre too... She’s trying to get me to install a bar at home for when she can’t make it in to the gym. I can’t say I understand her obsession, but the results justify any wacky demands she makes from me.

My wife is a Barre Tender (hilarious I know). She started with classes, really loved it, and found she could get paid and take classes for free if she taught! Anyhow, she has been working for a Barre Studio franchise location for about a year now and is still really into it. They have Men and Margaritas on Friday…

My wife does Barre, or Bar, or whatever they call it. (Pure Barre is apparently a whole new level of intensity, I’ll take your word for it)

Wait, so they’re just closed for Thanksgiving? Yeah, um, no praise from me. Closed for Thanksgiving should be the standard not a give us a cookie we’re so great to our employees. When I started in retail 15ish years ago, nobody but grocery stores were open in my area and even they closed around noon. I noticed the…

Yeah about that...ESPN, Fox, NBC, and I’ll even throw in CBS, couldn’t do this even if they wanted to. The NFL has such a stronghold on them with the TV contracts that any reporter for them would probably be fired if they even thought about publishing a series like this.

Issues aside, Mussolini made the trains run on time.

That was her first mistake.

This is beyond horrifying.

How did the 2008 SEC Championship go for you guys?

Sure but that game was all Ohio St. They were literally running over Alabama all game long.

Beat by a third string QB when you’re the #1 team in the country and you spend the entire game trying to keep up with a team that supposedly shouldn’t be on the field with you? Yeah, whupped.

Don’t take the phrasing too seriously. Although if you watched the game, you’d know Ohio State dominated. The scoreboard just didn’t reflect it.

Are you ashamed of yourself, even slightly, for being a witchhunter?

why not just thank mini for the correction? why be so snarky about it?

ANNA MERLAN HAS A MASTERS IN JOURNALISM FROM COLUMBIA, AND SHE WILL NOT HESITATE TO TELL YOU THAT FACT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH

I wish the NFL did end of the year superlatives like in high school Best smile, Most likely to become a play by play guy, Most likely to be found with a dead woman in his trunk. You know just fun little things like that

I feel like breakup sex happens all the time but usually both people don’t realize it’s breakup sex. One person is just using the other person for sex before dropping the hammer. Which is pretty bull shit and manipulative if you ask me. I’m guessing your experience is pretty rare.

And the last gameball is to.... chicken parm, for tasting so good.