So does that, by definition, mean this is the most basic article ever written?

You people are fucking morons. "Second best team in Italy" is really not something we should be celebrating. Italy is a good league because of its Premier League-like depth, not because of the quality of its top teams. Roma is really not that good of a team. Oh, they got obliterated by Bayern, the greatest team in the…

Of course scoring on Jets is easy for Denver players. Every single one of them is already a member of the Mile High Club.

Start eating a big bag of dicks.

I love Anne Hathaway because she proves that despite all the claims made by this website and feminists, women are and will always be immature, jealous and catty.

A woman who is sincere to a fault, as earnest as quinoa.

This fucking guy can't make up his mind. I've seen squirrels navigating heavy traffic be more decisive.

To be fair to the Browns (because reality rarely is), they did have a 5 year stint where they weren't playing football.

"filet means fish and fish should always be cooked all the way"

Excuse me for being a complete ignoramus , but why does his sleeve read "Tom Clancy"?

"I got real inspired by Berlin style,"

From the desk behind us, Tom Ley stares.

Jesus, look how dry that fairway looks

sptguy33: Yup, these are my fans

[Posts picture of Kichler Ceres with brushed stainless finish and light oak blades, inlaid with old Garden parquet planks]

Pictured: MLS fans meeting Billy Haisley for the first time.

You like her now because she was a victim of sexual assault...

ugh. how opportunistic of her. using rape to draw attention to herself and sell books.

(Obviously I am talking about the success and fortune that comes with being a collegiate football player.)

This is all fake, you know. None of it is real.

He went on to tell the team not to sign Coach Strong's pledge and join him on a drive to Houston for Aerosmith tickets.