Nobody gives a shit.

My guess would be PT. Would you rather be a sub (or potentially miss the cut) for a stacked Germany squad, or come to the US and immediately have a chance to make an impact? And the way you slant it about Jurgi bringing in German Nationals, while this is to some extent true, its not like this guy's exploiting…

Dismantle his predictions or diss mantel? I think the later may require more urgent criticism.

I totally read this in Bane's voice, which made it even better.

"Haha, who needs to see another pic of boobs when there are millions of other ones on the internet?"

If only they got this excited about fatherhood.

How did that guy get out of that club alive?

I would have attacked the guy myself if I'd seen him hitting someone! How the hell did he get away?

I do not understand how this psychopath could punch her 7 times (including her falling and getting back up again) with NO ONE else in the club intervening.

don't worry, I know what to do

Juggalos are getting a bad rap* here. There's a sentence I never thought I'd write.

*HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Juggalos over Beyonce fans? Please! Tell any white girl under 35 that you dislike Queen Bey

Says someone who wouldn't venture into East St. Louis if his job depended on it.

In my neck of the woods, we called those "quarter waters." Because they cost 25 cents each. And are...water? I don't know.

Escalator temporarily stairs, we apologize for the convinience

I love to racism, bro.

My proposal: Put $18,000 in cash at one end of a wrestling ring, Gene Smith at the other, and Logan Steiber in the middle. Gene Smith has three minutes to grab as much as he can, Logan Steiber keeps the rest. All ticket sales go the the OSU student fund.

Who's going to be the first player to run up and act like they're going to dunk it, only to pull up a fade away?

Cue influx of humanities majors who don't understand that racial stereotyping is an ignorant thing to do regardless of power dynamics in 3.... wait, it already happened.

I would disagree. But that's just my opinion.