Readers deserve an explanation. This is the cereal discussion we had before Marchman went rogue.

Cereals, Ranked APPROPRIATELY

A list with a #1 I've never heard of... amazing that Grierson & Leitch found time to write this during Oscar season.

I thought the league was trying to crack down on collisions at home plate.

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I get her wanting to publicly flog him, but why is Deadspin publishing his image and protecting her privacy?

"It all started when I stumbled upon his phone and found some very incriminating texts and pictures. For the record, I am no snooper. It's just not my style. I was only curious, just wondering what he'd been up to. I have nothing to hide and assumed he didn't either.".........................

If all it takes to be "internet famous" is a nice rack...

When the NYPD hangs out in black or hispanic neighborhoods, it's racism, because they're obviously there to hassle the residents.

A funny thing happened. I reached out to Kate Upton, and I will go on record saying that there was an opportunity there, and it didn't materialize. Upton said "he reached out to me and I had no interest in pursuing him."

"Jason Collins Played Basketball And It Was No Big Deal"

Indigo Girls, I feel like, were the Bird and Magic of—that's a basketball reference, you might not get that—the Bird and Magic of Lilith Fair. Like they, they showed up.

David Silva is one of the best dribbling attacking midfielders in the world. There is no conceivable scenario where he is outside of the top 15. 41 is flat out wrong.

NO LONGER PICTURED: The Boy Who Cried

"I'm a simple man. 'Buy super cute running shorts for a dollar; sell for two,' that's my motto. It don't need to be more complicated than that."

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

Webb was atrocious, but equally so for each side, IMO. The Suarez non-call was a stone cold penalty, but then there was the one he could have called earlier against Ozil in the box for Arsenal, or the fact that Gerrard somehow wasn't given a second yellow. Liverpool were, though, better throughout much of the match,…

Tom your standards of fat are seriously contorted, just because you cant break your grade school weight of 120 lbs...

He put that girl right on her back doe

I wanna see Roger Clemens' minor league roster.