This poor guy gets ZERO credit for turning his phone sideways.

If it was the other way around everyone would be a critic.

Mom worked those metal handrails like she's had some prior experience with umm, cylindrical metal objects in front of a mostly male, drunk crowd.

No, as a Midwesterner I was bitching because this storm became a story only when it approached the East Coast. CNN even called it a "Nor'easter".

Money grab. As horrible as this story is, Mom just wants money. Her son is a dead MURDERER. He did it, and that asshole made others who cared about him watch while he killed himself. Mom is just angry at everyone. But it was her son's fault. I hope the Chiefs help with his child, but fight these bullshit allegations.…

Who has $500 to blow on a live football game experience right after the holidays?

Remember when people were giving Falcons fans shit last year for there being reasonably cheap tickets available on the secondary market the Wednesday before the game? Now, I'll grant you that Atlanta fans suck, but those games did actually sell out pretty quickly. It's kind of shocking that it's Thursday and these…

I've never understood why asses in seats has anything to do with the whether or not the local station will show the game. Can someone explain this?

Playoff games in Cincy and Indy might be blacked out, partly as a result of high ticket prices? Geez, just imagine if the Colts and Bengals had also demanded those same fans pay for the construction of their brand-new stadiums by digging into their tax dollars.

Hey, I'd like to see you try adjusting your balls inside one of those without looking silly.

Lofty racially-coded column, or loftiest racially-coded column?

He's goofing off with the Cowboys' head of security, but nah, don't bother to update the post or anything. As long as you can make someone look like an asshole, it's all good.

I'm not too offended by the concept of men enjoying naked women. I don't think you have to be particularly pathetic to like nudity, either. shrugs

It's probably very hard. Let us know when he actually does it.

Here is what really upsets Deadspin's writers: The Eagles players, especially the black ones, weren't nearly as upset as they (an almost non-black entity) were.

I could give all these same criticisms to nearly any article I find here on Jezebel, minus the personal attacks.

You know what they say about when you have to answer your opponent's arguments with ad hominems.

"Camille Paglia has been trolling since before trolling was A Thing."

Guy here. Today, I read both articles. Also, today I did my job with a number of colleagues - male and female, all competent. What I did NOT do today: rape a woman, impregnate a woman, do anything to harm a woman, spend more time than the time needed to read 2 articles and write 1 comment fretting about male-female…