What if I told you a team tanked for the draft by picking first? ESPN and 30 For 30 Films presents "He Wants the D-League"
Here's Rob Ford's shot chart from last night:
Death by weed is a myth spread by fools.
Why would we bury her in Tallahassee?
"You know what else is pretty un-American, coach? Making millions and millions of dollars from the talents of unpaid laborers."
I could read this shit all day!
+1
"I think he's only half-Norwegian." -Richie Incognito
Beyonce took millions of dollars to perform at a private Qaddafi party, the fact that she (and the others who do that kind of thing, Mariah Carey included) gets a pass from people who are so loudly progre... okay I'm talking about Jezebel writers... because she's so "fierce" is just baffling.
I will never understand white people's obsession with "Bey-Bey". Is it a white guilt thing because Mariah Carey went cray-cray and being a fan of some kind of R&B pop star makes them feel cultured? And how the hell is she an empowering woman when she's married to the biggest mogul of a genre of music that constantly…
I'm fairly agnostic on the overall issue of the team's name. My objection to Warriors is that it would be generic sounding. I think there is a teachable moment here regarding what terms mean and why, and if and to what extent it matters that the name Redskins was originally a term of respect, and not the nakedly…
MARSHALL: Okay, fellas, welcome to the first NFL Feels meeting. Today we're going to talk about the pain and the pressure that we go through, both on and off the field. Remember, just be honest and we'll talk it through. Who wants to go first? Go ahead, Richie.
...member of the Utah Jazz? Yes!
Thank you, that's what I'm meaning. I'm not saying that's how it should be, I just think that's how it is.
No, no, no. Tom Ley is on assignment at Hollywood High working on an outraged Deadspin post for next week.
Yeah, it's hard to even imagine what made her think this was cute or funny or whatever she was going for. It's really warped.
I don't feel sorry for her. I doubt anyone would do anything to her, despite their threats (of course if someone did go through with some terrible shit, I would feel really bad for her). Still. You can't make fun of fucking TERRORISM and expect anyone to feel sorry for you, at least for me anyway.
"Monday, Tuesday, 30% chance of those days happening. Watch out for the apocalypse." Brilliant. Just brilliant.