"GOOOOAAAAAAL The US of A PUTS us in the playoffs!!!!!" USA!
"It is because of the USA that we are being placed in the playoff ...BECAUSE OF THEM , NOT DUE TO YOU..NOT ANY OF YOU in the green shirts ....IT WAS THEM!!.NOT YOU!..THEY DID IT!!!!!NOT YOU! remember this forever..... KEEP THIS CLEARLY IN MIND FOR THE REST…

Somebody please make one of these for the coaches.

After questioning why he didn't receive assistance from the Boston Police, Hunter was immediately screened for a concussion.

I live in the Little Italy section of my city, there are no less than twenty pizza places within a five block radius; and they're all expensive as fuck. The cheapest deal of any of them is Tuesdays one place has a large cheese pizza for seven dollars. I absolutely feel you on the price issue, sometimes it's just…

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Greg's point is this...

Found him. Took two seconds.

Yep. People seem to forget what the very point of "international football" is to begin with. It's not intended to be a bunch of arbitrary collections of players pitted against each other. That defeats the whole premise of the thing.

Maybe you should fucking wait to report on something until you know what actually happened.

Callie, I'm curious: does your read on the author's racism change with the background knowledge that the author is black? Because it seems unlikely to me that Ms. Oliver isn't highly aware of the history of African American hair and braids. And I think one can argue that even in African American circles, braids have…

Sheesh, when Magic opens his mouth on the show he diminishes his role, so by leaving he is improving everyone's impression of him.

And, in general, people like the idea of being productive. They want to know that the work they're doing has value beyond their paycheck

USMNT: [is seeded for draw]

What sunset?

I hope the NFL learned a very valuable lesson here: little kids are fucking morons.

"That sucker needs to be much, much bigger."

I can't believe this shit is working.

Cartman approves.

Don't try to understand Gawker's white guilt.

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