This article isn't even written by a real person...hard to take it real seriously in that regard

Mark Copyranter? Is that a made-up dude that Jezebel uses to write really stupid faux outrage articles?

While on ice

Deadspin just seems upset that their over-coverage of this story and their pretty overt attempt to get Cooper removed from the NFL was unsuccessful.

Uhhh, they're all terrorists

C-T-WEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nah, looks more likely that it took a slight deflection off the Osasuna defender (#20)

I think your point is terrible

Its cool how the scoreboard changes as the ball leaves his foot. Unless this isn't a replay, then its creepy.

"I cant tell either, too liquored up" - Mark Vanderjagt

Ya, in that case, she wants people to be nice. This is real cutting edge stuff.

and the rest of the league members are 8 years old

We're sure thats not Bruce Kardashian?

I'm actually surprised this website didn't do a post about that episode, it was almost exactly the subject matter of this post, with some interesting takes on women commenting on other women and how thats always perceived as being "jelly"

Eduardo

Haha I saw what you were going for. My guess is that if he got hit like this again while his jaw was wired shut, his face may just fall off his body.

Welp, could also be the severe concussion he likely has. It would probably be really uncomforatable to put a helmet on over a wired jaw. Any potential contact would be excruciatingly painful and a great risk for further damage. But only those three reasons.

Yep, its a long con by Tomlin, executed to perfection

Looks like a damn cartoon. I half expect him to turn into a pile of ashes with blinking eyes.

The sistas will not be pleased