Phrasing!

I don't know. I got a definite Chris Farley vibe: "Remember that time you played a show in a backyard? Yeah. That was awesome."

I thought it was soooore fro-om head to toe…

I somehow got flagged as a Spambot and posts just wouldn't show up. It took me a while to figure out what was going on. They don't give you any notification that you are suspected of being a Spambot.

Way classier than Ms. von Putsoutonthefirstdate that's for sure.

I think you are confusing Von D with the other tattooed mistress.

I don't have the stomachs to read another pun thread.

I become increasingly unreasonable as I age.

Not exactly. Both words mean different things to different people. For the record, the early progressives were some pretty sick fucks—i.e, eugenics and forced sterilization, etc.

The Jack contains my favorite unintentionally hilarious double entendre: "Her deuce was wiiiild…"

Australian white girls are coming to Merica and STEELING R JOBZ.

Clearly Hudsucker Proxy would be the Coen film set on Saturn. That's an easy one. You know, for kids.

I'm going to reserve judgment on this issue until I hear the opinions of Roger Moore, Mary Tyler Moore, and Mandy Moore.

Fingers crossed Q*Bert:A Good Day To Ride the Levitating Frisby

Maybe they could try something like "High School Musical."