Two things can be true:

1 - Title is bait - discredits authenticity of the reporting here.

Sure would be terrible if the owner’s cell phone checked into cell towers near there at the time of the crash. 

You like the cheese? Check out the Ice Cream!

what are the odds that this wasn’t theft?

All you shmucks making a case for this thing are missing the point.

Ok, but it is a low-mile, not-rusted (read: CLEAN OLD SCHOOL JDM)

They really did a terrific job with it, and kept it subdued enough to where this design will no doubt go a couple decades without ever looking dated. That’s no small feat with a modern car.

To be fair, the cops don’t think it’s a bad idea. They love it for all the opportunities it creates to do the things they joined the police force to have permission to do, consequence-free!

That last quote: “If he had stopped, he’d be with us today.”

That last number is wild! 293 chases in one county in one year?!? How many ended in fatalities? Like if that’s one a day, that means that on 80% of days, they had a chase. While the law requires people to stop for police when ordered, the fact is some folks won’t. You don’t have a right to run, but I cannot believe…

May is an absolute gem and I wish he could get more independent car-related specials. His ‘Cars of the People’ is everything ‘Clarkson’s Car Years’ tried to be and much, much more.

“We all know how old white men feel threatened by young, attractive women”

Well you answered what I was gonna GOOGLE lol.  But yeah a royal marrying a commoner has been frowned upon for a LONG LONG time.  Though as I metioned I think it’s mainly older brits who get all uppity about it.  I don’t think younger brits really care one way or the other.

I can’t believe I was trying to defend him to my wife when he was fired from the BBC for slugging a producer.

Personally I only give a rat’s ass about this royal family/Megan Markle nonsense insofar as the dersision directed at Markle says a lot about the racial prejudices of a certain segment of the British public and a tabloid media that feed them.

Harvey Dent said it best...you die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain.

Like, there are very few people in the world I can say I hate at the level Clarkson is describing, and I can point to very real things they’ve done to earn it. 

I’m no big fan of either Meghan or her whining husband (burning any family members publicly ultimately to make money from it is pretty despicable), but I’ve gone from enjoying Clarkson’s irreverence on Top Gear to absolutely loathing him as the real Clarkson has emerged over the last few years. The very fact that he…

The worst part is that he seems completely obsessed with Markle. If you don’t like her for any reason, that’s fine, just keep it to yourself, fucking let it be, and stop thinking about her so much like some sort of perv. It’s weird as hell that an old white man is obsessing over a young woman and making statements…