Man, we all came here thinking the same thing didn’t we. You cannot imagine how little I was surprised to see the alleged perp’s name was “Cody”. 

You’re not really being fair here. The optics of doing something like this are pretty huge. The leader of our country is standing against some of the biggest, longest standing companies in our country in favor of their workers. It’s quite a statement.

Honestly, hats off to Mayer on that one. Didn’t know he had it in him. 

Screw the 294. Dude has a _Capri_. No one who has that kind of money rocks a Capri unless they’re a true petrol head. 

Oh no! Will dealers go out of business?! The thought!

Damn. I honestly think you’re right. 

What is this satirizing?

Those last two sentences are immaculate.

Congrats Brownell, you’ve surpassed Torchinsky for stupid article subjects. 

> it overshadows the textured plot about the burdens placed on second-generation kids

Who gives a shit about 9/11? I was in college during 9/11 and I am far more concerned by the backward run it caused in our personal privacy protections. 

Everything else aside, I’m so glad there’s a new crop of big strikes going on right now. This newest generation hasn’t seen what real, effective social movements look like (last time anyone has was during the WTO protests in Seattle in 1999).

A shrewd move to be sure. Biden’s the old kind of dem who would have (and in fact did) vote for bills like NAFTA which only helped to bolster large businesses like the auto conglomerates and step on the neck of “the little people.”

They do it at the expense of their personal lives. What part of “race to the bottom” don’t you understand?

I test drove that Polestar and I don’t know where you’re coming from. I am probably going to be the last person on earth who owns an EV, but that thing was an absolute hoot to drive. And I’ve owned an F80 M3, miata and e30 325i.

Really glad no one was underneath it.

> No officer wants to take a life, and this kid has his future taken away.

Presumably they weren’t stealing _all the time_. Even if they record and keep all recordings, someone has to sit there and watch hundreds of hours of recordings to find the reason? I could totally see this happening in the security theatre monument that is the TSA. Let’s not forget they’re not even effective at the…

“The” vibrator,  as you said. Don’t want to imply ownership. 

One can imagine someone thinking they put a bunch of cash in their wallet and when they check later figure it somehow fell out when they opened it. Most people (weirdly) don’t think “authorities” might have had something to do with its disappearance.