An article about what the Warriors did wrong and nothing about Harrison Barnes?

FTFY

LeBron’s Stat Line: 41 Points + 11 Assists + 8 Rebounds + 4 Blocks + 3 Steals + 2 Unshattered Testicles = 69

Everyone is going to be so pissed when GS wins Game 7 at home after Draymond punches LeBron’s dick clean off.

Is there any way you can order Draper to write something about last night’s game or he’s fired?

I would respond like so:

Lebron does more inhuman shit again, probably nabs 40.

HOFers also is subject to inflation. By my estimation those Isiah Thomas Pistons teams with Rodman had roughly 45.6 HOFers

Let’s go through these 1 at a time:

Hey, you’re right — I just checked and the Warriors don’t have single Hall of Fame member on their roster. Kind of incredible, but I guess it’s one of those lunchpail teams.

The starting five on that ‘91 Lakers squad was Magic Johnson, A.C. Green, Sam Perkins, Vlade Divac, and Terry Teagle. If you think that squad was better than this Warriors squad, you’re either the type of person who thinks everything was better when you were a kid, or you really, really hate LeBron.

I understand not wanting to admit LeBron is in Jordans league but holy fuck, are you saying Jordans Bulls beat 6 teams AS GOOD as the team that just won 73 games as defending champions? Led by a two time MVP and two other arguable top 10 NBA players coupled with one of the most exceptionable benches in history? I like…

I mean, where else would he learn to swap first and last names.

And he guarded me at like 50%, let me take shots when I’d get the ball, shit like that.

The most impressive part of this story is how low the numbers are. The most expensive wouldn’t even cover a high end Chevy Suburban.

I press my home button about 1000 times a day just to light up the phone and check its lock screen for messages.

When are we going to pass a federal anti-corruption act and get lobbyists’ money out of politics?

I did appreciate the way he blew off LSU like the farce college athletics actually is...made me like him even more...now about that jumper...