One of my best friends in late elementary and middle school was a wrong-side-of-the-tracks ringer on AAU baseball teams. He was a big mofo, could throw in the 80s, and seemed to hit a homerun every game. By AAU season he was picked up by the rich kids to play pitcher and bat clean-up. By junior high, he’d devolved…

I hurt myself once while rollerblading down my street. My dad’s truck was parked on the curb. I was going faster than I usually went and didn’t have on a helmet or pads. I saw myself going past my house and into the intersection full of fast traffic. I decided to slam into the bed of my dad’s truck. I managed to catch…

I bought tickets for Chiefs and Raiders this year. I am currently selling tickets for Chiefs and Raiders this year.

I’m from Arkansas. Yes, I’m assuming that. Also, with the racialist culture of the nation at present, I’m also assuming that blacks probably stay out of white matters and vice versa except if it’s reported in the news as a crime. This isn’t that. I know there are sexists and bigots in every race - you shouldn’t make…

Just like any good troll would

I wonder if it had been a winning team in a different division if it would’ve happened at all.

Says the person never to wear contacts

It’s not nearly as proliferate as whiteys who do that shit. That’s all you see on social media from conservatives other than saying socialism equals Nazis and if guns and prayer were in schools we wouldn’t have school shootings. Blacks do it by and large within AME churches (if there) and their families. Wypipo do it…

You must be an NFL fan

Hundley is a snowflake

I guarantee the following: the parents that either attacked her or are in support of attacking her 1) do not involve themselves in school activities, 2) are conservative (white is a given), and 3) only associate with the community through passive aggressive social media posts. I know people like this and they are…

I’m 33 and recently dated a 43 year old. She was a goddess in bed. 

Are you doing that thing where you pretend to not get something because it must be mutually exclusive? Like how conservatives equate socialists with nazis because of national socialist, like buffalo wings and chicken?

When I was a student worker on at my college alma mater I enjoyed shitting in the bathroom on the third floor of the liberal arts building in the farthest stall. You could look out the window at courtyard and in the afternoon watch the sunset behind the overcast clouds. Plus it was a great place to hide out when I was…

No

Could be C-diff

That pitch had the look of a knuckler with a little more spin.

Are you in Ohio?

I used to have a friend that reminds me of this guy. He lives in CO now, runs an AirBnB, smokes pot all the time. He’s a total piece of shit. He used to be liberal until he had, as he put it, “an intellectual period” - who the fuck with half a brain says out loud to friends that will mock the shit out of them that…

You’re right and wrong. You can be both.