They won a world series? /s

There kan be only one

Under Fitzpatrick’s wing, his IQ might break 100

Watch the movie Into the Abyss - it’s a very moving documentary about the death penalty. I didn’t have an opinion on it when I first watched, and even though most of those in the movie are against it - even after what happened to them - I believe some people cannot be rehabilitated. Not drug users, not thieves, not…

99% of people are nothing but consumers of either time, energy, or money. This motherfucker is just dumb enough to do it criminally.

Let’s split up families too. Those ICE agents are obeying the law, afterall.

And there was smoking on flights and no one doesn’t miss that.

Ah, the kind of people that say “fuck your feelings” but cry at the mention of the existence of dinosaurs.

I once got an alcohol citation in my dorm. The RA ratted on us. I looked her in the eye, shrugged, and said “Sorry.” It didn’t help someone yelled ‘Fuck the Police’ when they knocked on the door. I was shitfaced on MD 20/20.

2019 Finals

The line between him and Brady just got closer. Aside from Dilfer’s ability to beat the Giants in the Super Bowl, they’re pretty much the same person.

It could just be that people don’t want to pay bills or see an increasing credit card balance. 

Oh shit, he was late for work and unprofessional. Well, fuck he can fuck off forever then!

#maga one hard foul at a time

One of my best friends throws more elbows in a game than he takes shots. I always try to get him on my team so I don’t have to feel the wrath every time there is a rebound.

Hellll no. I’ve been with her including dating for 10 years August 15th. We started out with the normal three times a day, let’s try this, let’s try that, blah blah blah. We have two kids. She had C-sections. Life is good, I just like to tease her.

How close is your asshole to the base of your balls?

That comment caught me off guard. My wife barely talks about sex with me. Usually, it’s just “No. Not now. Leave me alone.” 

I will admit, I came here to see how racist he was, saw the picture of him, assumed he was a dick in some way, then went straight to the comments. 

Unquestionably, Bell has the best upright field vision in the league. DJ is second, but he runs stronger. Murray topped out in 2014, had that forgettable Eagles season in 2015, had a decent 2016, and then a mediocre 2017 behind Henry. Bell has a couple more good seasons in him at this pace but potentially more than…